The great Native American leader Senator Elizabeth Warren has proposed a new plan to help her people.
Even though she is only 1/1,024th Native American, she has taken it upon herself to singlehandedly solve the issues present in Native reservations.
She is clearly trying to put the controversy surrounding her ancestry to rest by writing a 9,000- word plan meant to alleviate anger from Native American tribes.
However, she has a history of making matters worse for herself whenever she tries to remedy the situation.
1/1024th Of A Plan
Last fall, Warren tried to end the controversy about her native ancestry by taking a genetic test to prove her Native lineage. Worse still, she shot a video to share the results.
It was an epic fail.
Warren admitted on camera that her test showed that there is anywhere between 1/64th and 1/1,024th chance of her being a Native American.
That means there’s a good chance that I have more Indian blood in me than she does.
National Reviews Rich Lowry tweeted an appropriate response: “Elizabeth Warren hasn’t dealt with a problem, she has highlighted it and opened up other avenues for attack. For Trump, 1/1024th will be priceless material.”
And of course, he was right.
Trump immediately seized the opportunity to mock the test results. He tweeted, “Pocahontas (the bad version), sometimes referred to as Elizabeth Warren, is getting slammed. She took a bogus DNA test and it showed that she may be 1/1024, far less than the average American. Now Cherokee Nation denies her, DNA test is useless. Even they don’t want her. Phony!”
Trump wasn’t done. He was having too much fun.
He fired off another volley at Warren: “Now that her claims of being of Indian heritage have turned out to be a scam and a lie, Elizabeth Warren should apologize for perpetrating this fraud against the American public. Harvard called a person of color (amazing con), and would not have taken her otherwise!”
Well played, Mr. President, well played!
Warren intends to make it up to the native community by proposing one of her many plans to ruin America.
Warren Releases Tribal Plan
Senator Warren is intent on righting a historical wrong.
She said, “The story of America’s mistreatment of American Indians, Alaska Natives, and Native Hawaiians is a long and painful one, rooted in centuries of discrimination, neglect, greed, and violence. Washington owes Native communities a fighting chance to build stronger communities and a brighter future.”
Politico reported, “Warren’s exhaustive plan makes no mention of her fraught history on the issue but it does address seemingly every other topic including past treaties, criminal jurisdiction, the Dakota Access pipeline, banking access, roads, Native American contractors, housing, the Indian Health Service, the Bureau of Indian Education, violence against Indigenous women, and many more.”
Of course, I am sure it won’t be cheap. Nothing Warren or her fellow liberal candidates propose ever is.
The irony of Warren riding in on her white horse to save the Native Americans is too good a story to pass up.
This will likely blow up in her face again, and it will be fun to watch.