There have been some CRAZY conspiracy theories that have been thrown out there about the COVID vaccine.

We’ve seen everything from some evangelicals calling it the “Mark of the Beast” (as in the sign of the Anti-Christ that the Bible talks about) to Bill Gates slipping a microchip into the vaccine in order to track us.

All of it a bit nuts…

But, at the same time, it makes you wonder if there is any truth to these claims.

I’m of the mind that I don’t discount anything immediately. I think that there have been moments in history where the impossible has become possible, so I keep an open mind.

So, when people ask me if I believe in things like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster, I simply shrug my shoulders and say, “I don’t not believe it. I’ve just never seen proof either way.”

For that reason, when it comes to these theories on the vaccine, though I DOUBT their validity, I don’t discount them. I know if there’s one absolute truth in this world, it’s that I don’t know everything.

Could these COVID shots be how the Anti-Christ takes over?

*Shrug* Maybe.

Could the COVID shots have mini-microchips in them?

*Shrug* Possibly.

Could the COVID shots actually be the helpful vaccine they claim to be?

*Shrug* Perhaps.

All I know is that the vaccine is helping some people get back out in the world, so, that’s pretty good—even though, as far as I’m concerned, I don’t feel like I need it.

I had the Rona, and I came through with flying colors.

No doctor, no meds, nothing by my immune system and some good old-fashioned vitamin E… as in “exercise.”

Conspiracy Theory? Or ACTUAL Fact?

Now, do I feel like that the vaccine is the proverbial “666” from the book of Revelation?


Do I feel like the government is putting microchips in the vaccine?

While this is more likely than that the 666 thing, this too is doubtful.

However, if the US government is trying to put minds at ease over the whole “microchips in the vaccine” theory, they’re doing a TERRIBLE job at it!

Why do I say this?

Because the Pentagon is creating a COVID vaccine that would protect recipients from ALL the different variants that keep popping up, and what makes it all possible is a microchip that is implanted under the skin that can detect the virus.

Army infectious disease physician retired Col. Matt Hepburn is leading the Pentagon’s Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency’s pandemic response, and he unveiled the technology as something that could fight COVID now and also stop other diseases in the future.

Hepburn revealed microchip technology, a substance that looks like green goo, that can be added to vaccines, helping doctors detect viruses before people even begin showing symptoms.

“You put it underneath your skin and what that tells you is that there are chemical reactions going on inside the body, and that signal means you are going to have symptoms tomorrow,” Dr. Hepburn said. “It’s like a ‘check engine’ light.”

So…here’s my question: Why can’t they make the green goo clear and just hide it from the population if they wanted to (or were coerced to)?

Is there anything stopping them from doing such a thing?

Odds are…probably not.

Just goes to show that, sometimes, conspiracy theory really isn’t a “theory” at all.

Sometimes, these theories become FACT—and we don’t even realize it’s possible.

Well, now you know. It’s absolutely possible…

So, make your vaccine decisions carefully.


“The Holocaust happened because of the constructed belief in one untrue conspiracy theory, and the denial of its genocide afterward came from the creation and propagation of another.” ― Stewart Stafford