There is no better troll than Donald Trump.
One statement from him gets Liberals’ underwear all twisted up. He has broken their brains and they don’t know how to handle him, even after he’s left office. For those unfamiliar with what a troll is, basically a troll is someone who purposely says something controversial in order to get a rise out of others.
The term “troll” should have Donald Trump’s face next to the definition because no one plays the social media mob better than Trump. Hell, that could be the real reason Twitter deleted his account. Maybe they couldn’t stand being trolled so hard!
Many comedians don’t like Trump, and I don’t blame them. After all, he’s way funnier than they are.
In what might be Trump’s greatest troll of all time, the former president resigned from the Screen Actors Guild before they could banish him from the organization. Yeah, remember when Trump had a whole career in film and television before getting into politics?
CBS News reported that “The Screen Actors Guild was holding a disciplinary meeting to consider revoking former President Trump’s membership, but before SAG could make any announcements, Mr. Trump announced he’s breaking up with them first. Mr. Trump sent a resignation letter to the organization’s president.”
And what exactly did that resignation letter say? Well, read it here for yourself. It is glorious! Make sure to put the water bottle down before reading because there is a guaranteed spit take that will ensue from this hilarious piece of comedic genius:
I write to you today regarding the so-called Disciplinary Committee hearing aimed at revoking my union membership. Who cares!
While I’m not familiar with your work, I’m very proud of my work on movies such as Home Alone 2, Zoolander and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps; and television shows including The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Saturday Night Live, and of course, one of the most successful shows in television history, The Apprentice – to name just a few!
I’ve also greatly helped the cable news television business (said to be a dying platform with not much time left until I got involved in politics), and created thousands of jobs at networks such as MSDNC and Fake News CNN, among many others.
Which brings me to your blatant attempt at free media attention to distract from your dismal record as a union. Your organization has done little for its members, and nothing for me – besides collecting dues and promoting dangerous un-American policies and ideas – as evident by your massive unemployment rates and lawsuits from celebrated actors, who even recorded a video asking, ‘Why isn’t the union fighting for me?’
These, however, are policy failures. Your disciplinary failures are even more egregious. I no longer wish to be associated with your union. As such, this letter is to inform you of my immediate resignation from SAG-AFTRA. You have done nothing for me.”
Told you it was good.
Don’t ever change, President Trump, don’t ever change. You are the king of the trolls for a good reason.
If he does decide to run in 2024, might I suggest the following campaign slogan: “Make Liberals Cry Again,” “Or Make Comedy Funny Again!”
Ok, maybe not the best slogans, but you get the point. When it comes to trolling, there is one supreme master, and his name is Donald Trump. Well played, Mr. President, well played!