What you’re about to hear isn’t satire…

And although you’ll more than likely think that I’m joking once you hear what I’m about to say, every bit of it is the truth.

And there’s nothing funny about it.

Following the American withdrawal from Afghanistan, a humanitarian crisis has exploded and the Afghan people need to “rebuild” their country. To that end, the nations of the developed world have gotten together to offer them an aid package of $1.2 billion.

Now, keep in mind, just one of the planes that the US military left behind is worth more than that. You’d think that the Taliban would be thankful for ANY amount of money they were able to pilfer from Sleepy Joe Biden’s coffers—but, just like with all things, the Taliban isn’t happy with the deal they got.

After the world got together to come up with the $1.2 billion in aid, the Taliban thanked the world for helping them. Amir Khan Muttaqi, the regime’s acting foreign minister, told the press that the terror group would spend donor money wisely and use it to alleviate poverty…but he then urged the US to show a little “heart” by donating more than the measly $64 million that the US has pledged to give.

Can you believe it?!

Come On, America! Give More to Terrorists!

“The Islamic Emirate will try its best to deliver this aid to the needy people in a completely transparent manner,” Muttaqi stated before snidely adding, “America is a big country, they need to have a big heart.”

As if our heart wasn’t big enough already…as if we didn’t sacrifice enough for the freedom of the Afghan people?

How many lives did America give them?

How much time and training to America WASTE on Afghan forces, only to have a large number of them switch sides to the Taliban as soon as we started pulling our troops out?

Are they honestly expecting us to fund the terrorist campaigns that they plan on running against us?

We should pay for the bomb-making materials that will actively be used against America and its allies?

This is absolutely ridiculous…

But it gets worse…much worse.

Now even China has decided to throw their two cents into the fray, saying that America needs to pay more because we’re “obligated” to give more money.

China Trashes The US Donation

Chen Xu, China’s ambassador to the United Nations, said, “The US and its allies have a greater obligation to extend economic, humanitarian and livelihood assistance.”

Well, seeing as America pledged $64 million, how much do you think China decided to give?

They had to at least double that, right?

Nope… they didn’t double it.

They gave almost EXACTLY half – but not in cash. Their $31 million comes in the form of food and health supplies.

Seriously… watch this:

This is a joke, right?

Do you see what happens when we allow weakness to lead the country?

We have China and Afghanistan making fun of us for not giving enough to help “rebuild” the country, and they know they can get away with it because Sleepy Joe is behind the wheel.

If you think this is the end of things in Afghanistan, you’re wrong.

This is just the beginning.

But the absolute nerve of these two countries asking the US to give more…

It sounds like a terrible joke, but it’s not; it’s the harsh truth of the reality that Joe Biden created.

Welcome to the Thunderdome, folks.


“Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that need to be fixed. And what better place to get that well of venom and outrage boiling than a newsroom, because you’re on the front lines.” – Carl Hiaasen