“Swing looooooow, sweeeet chaaaaaariot… coming for to carry me hoooooome.”

That’s the hymnal I’m singing as I sit out my 24 hour sentence in Facebook jail. I was put there on March 29th, and I write this with three hours to go until my liberation.

I was surprised by my FB incarceration, to say the least. I’m usually pretty cognizant of what I do and don’t post on social media because I KNOW (I don’t think, I actually KNOW) that almost every platform has a bias against Conservatives.

Knowing this fact is half the battle in navigating social media and ensuring your voice gets heard out there in the digital universe—which is why I’m always very conscious of what I post.

So, imagine my surprise when I got notified that I was being put in Facebook jail for a post that I made almost THREE months ago.

You want to see the picture I posted?

Now, while it’s DEFINITELY in poor taste, it was also a joke. In my haste, I assumed everyone would understand that.

But apparently, Liberals don’t get the joke – or at least they didn’t understand why it was funny.

Here’s the post I made on Instagram (which is still up, by the way):

Now, as I said, is it in poor taste? Absolutely…

Is it a bit immature? Undoubtedly…

But does it “Violate Facebook’s Community Standards on nudity or sexual activity”?

No friggin’ WAY!!

Seriously, this is what they’re fishing for nowadays?!

Here’s their warning:

Can you believe it?

You’re a conservative, so of course you can.

Here’s the plan, and stop me if you’ve heard this one: Facebook and every other social media is run by Liberals who, in the real world, are powerless to do anything against people who have the cojones to stand up and fight (not ALWAYS literally, but sometimes) for what’s right.

So, their plan is as clear as day: heap petty convictions upon Conservatives until they have so many violations that they can ban them from the platforms indefinitely, forever silencing their voice in the medium.

If you think this is an exaggeration, think again.

The Left can’t handle or accept a world where differing ideologies and diversity of thought exists…

And so they want to stamp out Conservatism wherever it exists.

It’s why we only see Right-leaning posts “fact-checked” on all the different platforms.

I was “incarcerated” for posting an obviously photoshopped picture of Biden…

Yet, this picture, that’s along the same lines, gets to be shared freely?

Or this one…

Does that seem like something that is fair? Or is it as biased as I said it is?

What’s worse, there’s NOTHING I can actually do about it…

Facebook gives the option to contest their ruling, but then they send you a message that says, “Due to COVID restrictions, we do not have enough mediators to answer every contest request.”

I kid you not, they don’t even allow you to fight it.

This is by design.

So, I’ll sit here in my cell for a few more hours and let the time run out before I can once again undertake my mission of assaulting Leftist snowflakes across the entire spectrum of social media platforms.

It’s not just my job…It’s a passion…

And if you make your passion your job, you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

So, here’s to career satisfaction…

 

“When one person makes an accusation, check to be sure he himself is not the guilty one. Sometimes it is those whose case is weak who make the most clamor.” – Piers Anthony