Man…

Dems sure are boring.

We’ve often joked that they lost their sense of humor when it comes to anything political — but we didn’t realize they’d lost their entertainment factor too.

When Bernie Sanders is your most entertaining and engaging member…

There’s a BIG problem.

The Dems are in a drought of charisma — there isn’t a candidate among the whittled-down lot that has even a 10th of the appeal that Donald Trump has — and that’s going to be evident come summertime.

When the recent round of Democratic debates was announced…

People were excited.

There seemed to be trouble brewing between two of the frontrunners — Fauxcahontas, Elizabeth Warren…

And Comrade Bernie Sanders.

The scuttlebutt was that there was tension between the two as Warren revealed that at a dinner a few years ago, Bernie said that a woman could never be president.

People turned in to see fireworks between the two DNC hopefuls…

And what they got was the equivalent of one of those black snakes that grow when you light them with a match.

Forgoing Entertainment For Mystery

It isn’t exciting…

But it’s something to do.

To say that the recent debate was boring would be an understatement…

Save for a declined handshake between Sanders and Warren at the end.

But the internet revealed there was something else happening…

Something a little more… mystical.

Mystical?

Yes, as the eagle-eyed internet focused in on something weird: a mysterious symbol drawn on the hand of Tom Steyer.

It seemed to be a Jerusalem cross, which is large cross with smaller crosses in each of its corners.

What could this mean?

Traditionally, it’s represented the spreading of Christ’s gospel around the world…

It’s a symbol of revolution as well.

The TRUTH Behind Tom Steyer’s Secret Symbol

So why would Steyer draw this symbol on his hand?

Well, according to the billionaire who made his money in dirty coal (let that irony sink in), “It means to tell the truth no matter what the cost is. For a while now, I have drawn it on my hand every day to remind myself to always tell the truth. I later discovered that it has traditionally been known as a Jerusalem cross.”

Wow…

Ok…

Only a liberal would need a constant reminder to tell the truth.

Only a liberal would draw a 13th century symbol on his hand to ensure that he won’t tell lies.

It seems like that’s something that should be evident…

We don’t lie because we have moral fiber — not because we “forget” to tell the truth and need a reminder drawn on our hand.

Of course…

We don’t know if he’s actually telling the truth.

He could be part of a secret cult that worships broccoli…

Or he could be a part of some sex cult that draws this symbol on their hands and whispers, “Jeffrey Epstein was my BFF” to get into their sick parties.

Well, we’re also talking about a guy that thought he could come out of nowhere and grab the DNC nomination for president and then beat one of the most popular and effective presidents we’ve had in years…

Which may be why he’s one of the least talked about or cared about DNC candidates on the stage.

If it weren’t for his billions, he probably couldn’t even get in the building.

I take it back…

These Dems ARE entertaining — it’s just inadvertently so.

 

“A person willing to fly in the face of reason, authority, and common sense must be a person of considerable self-assurance. Since he occurs only rarely, he must seem eccentric (in at least that respect) to the rest of us. A person eccentric in one respect is often eccentric in others.” ― Issac Asimov