Welcome to this edition of Biden’s Blunders, where, as always, we have fun at the expense of our nation’s 46th president, Joseph R. Biden Jr.
President Biden is the Scrapper from Scranton, the Muscles from Wilmington, the quintessential square-jawed American everyman. And he’s a very versatile blue-collar man, at that.
Yes, when he isn’t picking fights with Corn Pop and encouraging little kids to touch his blonde leg hairs while he’s working as a lifeguard, sniffing the hair of woman and children, or “running for senate” in 2020, Biden is hard at work driving semi-trucks.
Oh, you didn’t know that? Apparently, long-haul trucking is one of Joe’s many hidden talents.
The Open Road Is Calling…
While visiting a Mack Truck facility in Pennsylvania on Wednesday, Biden claimed that he “used to drive an 18-wheeler, man.”
Joe Biden, a career politician who has been in politics for 48 years, claims he "used to drive an 18 wheeler.” pic.twitter.com/eOXI9pwF2g
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 28, 2021
The man who has been in government for nearly half a century used to drive a truck. Yeah, that seems very believable.
There was a time when Biden rode in a truck for a 550-mile trip back when he was a senator, but there’s no record indicating that he actually drove during that trip, and once he made the return trip by plane, ne certainly never secured a side-gig as a trucker.
But never one to miss an opportunity to paint himself as a relatable figure, Biden also offered some new details about his apparently extensive run-ins with the law.
Because when Joe Biden isn’t driving a truck, he’s getting arrested.
Another hidden part of Joe’s life we didn’t know about…
He Didn’t Choose The Thug Life
Joe Biden is a man of the streets. He lives the thug life like no one else…and given his approach to modern policing, I can’t say that’s surprising.
First, there was that time when he claimed that he was arrested in South Africa for trying to visit Nelson Mandela on Robben Island.
Biden once told a campaign event that “This day, 30 years ago, Nelson Mandela walked out of prison and entered into discussions about apartheid. I had the great honor of meeting him. I had the great honor of being arrested with our U.N. ambassador on the streets of Soweto trying to get to see him on Robben Island.”
That is almost as believable as Hillary Clinton saying that she faced gunfire in Kosovo…almost.
During his college years at the University of Delaware, Biden claimed that he was arrested for entering a college dorm in Ohio where he was attending a football game between Ohio University and his home school.
Now, this one is marginally more believable given Biden’s creepy history with women. It’s still not likely, but in Biden’s world of lies, this is the most believable of his multitude of untruths.
According to the New York Post, “He said he was attending a football game between his university and Ohio University and he mistakenly followed what he called … ‘a lovely group of women into an all-female dormitory.’ Biden said an officer quickly stopped him noting that men were not allowed inside.”
Biden then claimed to have been arrested.
Then, there is the infamous tale that Biden loves to tell about how, before he became a Senator, he was arrested on the floor of the United States Senate, only to return eight years later as a sitting Senator and reminded the arresting officer of who he was.
The New York Post reported that “A third “arrest” happened in 1963, when he was a 21-year-old student visiting acquaintances in Washington D.C. On an early Saturday morning, when most of his other friends were still hungover, the future vice president ventured out to the Senate building and walked in for an unofficial stroll.
‘I sat down on the presiding officer’s chair and a police officer grabbed me, arrested me, took me downstairs,’ Biden recalled in a 2016 interview with C-SPAN. Continuing with the story, Biden said he had a run-in with the same officer eight years later after returning to the chamber legally as a freshman Senator from Delaware.”
But, hey gang, Donald Trump is the most dishonest president in history. Pay no attention to the fact that Biden is a serial liar and plagiarist. It is only the Big Bad Orange Man who told lies as president.
After all, life is tough out there for a thug on the open road. Trucker Joe would know that better than most.