Welcome to this week’s edition of Biden’s Blunders, where we have fun at the expense of our nation’s 46th president, Joseph R. Biden Jr.
We here at FreedomWire ought to start considering giving “Biden’s Blunders” a spinoff series.
A working title would be “Joe Yells at Sky!” or “What the hell did Joe just say?” or maybe “Creepy Joe: The Whisperer.”
Because last Friday we had yet another case of our brilliant president randomly yelling for no apparent reason.
It happened during a speech at the University of Connecticut in which Biden was discussing the declining number of democracies in the world today.
It got scary when Biden squinted his eyes and somehow contorted his forehead (which is appropriate given that it’s Halloween season. The scene was straight out of the Exorcist) and unleased his fury on the crowd.
Hell hath no fury like a Biden scorned.
Biden yelled: “We have fewer democracies in the world today. Fewer! Not more! Fewer!”
Translation: “Argh! Argh! Argh! Loud noises.!”
Is it any wonder why Americans don’t believe Joe is with it anymore?
A new Rasmussen Report poll surveyed 1,000 likely voters and asked, “How confident are you that Joe Biden is physically and mentally up to the job of being President of the United States?”
A full 50 percent said they are “not at all confident,” while another eight percent said, “not very confident.”
Our enemies in Beijing, Moscow, Pyongan, and Tehran must be laughing hysterically at our country for electing this doddering old man to the highest office in the world.
(Or was he really elected? Shhh…I don’t want our Big Tech overlords to censor this piece out of existence.)
Breaking news: Joe Biden is no longer with us…he stopped being a sentient human about four years ago.
He is simply a BINO: Biden in Name Only.
The guy who was once known for being affable, kind, relatable Uncle Joe has become an escaped nursing home patient.
Only this escaped nursing home patient fled to the White House.
Which begs the question: How the hell did he escape the nurses at the home?
(See, that was a metaphor of the 2020 election…once again, I am trying to cleverly avoid the censors.)
And with that I leave you a translation of any Joe Biden speech given in his nearly 50 years in office, as translated by guitar god Alex Lifeson of the classic rock band Rush. Enjoy!
And that has been this week’s edition of Biden’s Blunders, where, as always, we had fun at the expense of our nation’s 46th president, Joseph R. Biden Jr.
See you next time!