Contrary to popular belief, ostriches do NOT bury their heads in the sand when they sense danger.
Their first response is to run away—and since these birds run at a top speed of 43 mph, it’s their preferred method to avoid getting eaten.
However, if running away isn’t an option, ostriches will flop on the ground and flatten their long necks in an attempt to blend in with the soil around them.
However, the common misconception remains, and that hasn’t stopped people from referring to those who hide and refuse to acknowledge danger as the long-legged, land-bound bird.
For instance, in politics, Joe Biden has been “ostriching” for months.
His handlers, in an attempt to keep him safe from COVID (he’s elderly and NOT in great health, so getting the ‘Rona could be deadly for him), have kept him holed up in the basement of his mansion in Delaware (or maybe his fancy digs in DC… who knows).
It’s ended up being a smart move for more than just health reasons.
The less time Creepy Joe gets in the public eye, the better it’s been for him according to his standing in national and state polls.
Biden’s chances of winning the presidency have been climbing ever since the lockdowns started simply because he hasn’t had as many chances to put his foot in his mouth…
His handlers (that’s what you have to call somebody that watches/cares for a person so they don’t do too much damage to themselves and others) accidentally stumbled upon what could be the perfect strategy for putting Joe in the White House.
The Secret To Creepy Joe’s Success
When the world’s biggest gaffe machine is making a run for the highest office in the land, the best thing you can do is find a way to keep him quiet
And COVID inadvertently showed them the way.
But there’s an inherent problem with this “ostrich” strategy.
Biden needs to eventually come out of his bunker and address the entire free world if he wants to one day lead it—and Trump knows this…
That’s why he recently tried to goad the former vice president out of his bunker with a challenge.
During a recent unscripted interview with Chris Wallace on Fox News, in which Wallace hammered Trump with tough questions that were answered by the POTUS in stride, Trump openly questioned Creepy Joe’s ability to do the same thing.
So, Fox asked…
And Wallace had to tell his viewers that Biden’s handlers told Fox that he was “not available” to do an interview.
Can you believe that?
“In our interview last week with President Trump, he questioned whether his Democratic opponent, Joe Biden, could handle a similar encounter,” Wallace said. “This week, we asked the Biden campaign for an interview and they said the former vice president was not available… we’ll keep asking every week.”
As he should.
But the fact that Biden won’t come out of hiding to speak to the half of the country that watches Fox News is telling…
Almost as telling as the fact that he won’t even come out of hiding to address his own voters and campaign donors.
Creepy Joe Keeps Ducking The Public Eye
Seriously, Biden couldn’t even show up to a fundraiser in the whacky-world of Hollywood for people to give HIM money!
Why do you think that is Biden failed to show up for people handing him cash?
In most instances, politicians JUMP at a chance to attend a fundraiser. It puts them with THEIR people, making them the center of attention and insulating them from criticism and different points of view.
However, Joe couldn’t be bothered…
Or woken from his nap to do so.
The best part? Kristen Chenoweth, a singer and actress, sang a song about Joe’s hiding ways…
While it’s not exactly sure if she’s taking a swipe at Biden or just trying to get him to come out of his bunker, the fact that she’s calling him out is hilarious either way.
Though, it would be funnier if she’s calling him out and she SUPPORTS him – which is what the song suggests, really – because she seems to take a swipe at Trump too.
Kristin Chenoweth preforming another original song — I think it is called Popular — with some biting lyrics. pic.twitter.com/FWS61poJbZ
— Ted Johnson (@tedstew) July 27, 2020
Regardless, these two incidents prove that Biden can’t stay in that hole forever.
He’s going to have to come out and face the music if he plans on sitting in the Oval Office…
He’ll have to face Trump in a debate…
He’ll have to talk to the American people without talking about Corn Pop or his blonde leg hair…
He’ll have to be front and center…
And to the Left, this is the most frightening scenario they can think of.
Enjoy the high while it last, Libs…
Reality is going to crash down on you very VERY soon.
“With integrity, you have nothing to fear, since you have nothing to hide. With integrity, you will do the right thing, so you will have no guilt.” – Zig Ziglar