Welcome to this week’s installment of Biden’s Blunders, where we have fun at the expense of our nation’s 46th president, Joseph R. Biden Jr.
William Shakespeare once wrote:
“All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts.”
Well, old Billy S. had no idea that this line would one day describe the presidency of Joseph Biden.
Then again, America was some two hundred years from being founded when Shakespeare was alive, so there’s that…
But I digress.
In addition to being a puppet playing his part in a staged presidency, Biden has had a Hollywood-style set created for him in the Eisenhower Executive Building across the street from the White House, and no one can quite figure out why.
Yes, Biden has his real-life Truman Show set complete with lights, a stage, fake windows, and an artfully hidden teleprompter so he can’t be seen reading directly from a prepared script.
Because Grandpa Joe isn’t exactly known for thinking quick on his feet.
So, basically, Biden’s staff kicked him out of the White House so they could put him in a controlled environment where they could better script his public appearances.
Ronald Reagan, he is not.
Against this fake backdrop, Biden has held press conferences, staged a photo-op of him getting his non-FDA-required COVID booster shot, and met with cabinet members in front of the media’s adoring cameras. The press corps knows it’s a fake set…but they just carry on like it’s nothing.
And Biden’s handlers have good reason to want to control his communication environment.
In April, during a Rose Garden speech, Biden mumbled his words and made one wonder if he was having a stroke.
During the address, Biden mumbled something so indecipherable that only a toddler could translate the garbled words that came out of his mouth.
From what I could make out, Biden said something along these lines: “absolutely determined to trunalimumdeprzure meet merfeathenrazasaur to get the job done.”
That’s our president, folks. Sleepy Joe often jumbles his words, speaks in a soft tone, shouts at random moments, and says stuff that leave heads scratching.
Also, what a waste of tax dollars. Biden’s people wasted OUR money on a fake movie set!
Your tax dollars at work, people.
And that has been this week’s Biden’s Blunders, where, as always, we had fun at the expense of our nation’s 46th president, Joseph R. Biden Jr.
See you next time!