It is the weekend, so it is time for this week’s Biden’s Blunders, where we have fun at the expense of our nation’s 46th president, Joseph R. Biden.
Biden was let out of the White House basement a little more than usual this week…which was bad for the country, but good for the entertainment value. Sleepy Joe provided me with more than enough material to choose from to write this column, and for that, I thank his handlers.
There was Biden’s flubbing of the name of the CDC, his incoherent blabbering during his remarks on vaccines (which is par for the course for Biden), and there were his struggles reading from a teleprompter. He was squinting like he was staring into an eclipse trying to read his remarks that his handlers had written for him.
The man can’t even read a teleprompter without screwing up! Man, our country is screwed!
That sound you heard was the laughter of the Communist party leadership in Beijing. They know they have a man they can take advantage of. If he can’t read a teleprompter, how is he going to stand up to China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea?
I will repeat myself again: We are screwed!
But those weren’t Biden’s most hilarious gaffe of the week. Oh, no, Sleepy Joe had one that topped them all.
According to our president, if you make less than $400,000 a year, you don’t have to pay a dime in Federal income taxes!
Yes, you heard that right, not one single cent!
Biden said, “Anybody making less than $400,000 a year will not pay a single penny in taxes.”
BIDEN: "I keep hearing in the press: 'Biden's going to raise your taxes.' Anybody making less than $400k a year will not pay a single penny in taxes…" pic.twitter.com/AFcSiNl37k
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) May 3, 2021
Now of course he probably means that we “will not pay a single extra penny in taxes,” but I choose to take him at his word. After all, Joe is supposed to be a trustworthy guy, right?
I take back every bad thing I have ever said about Joe Biden. The man isn’t going to make me pay taxes! That’s awesome!
I regret not voting for him in 2020. If you look at your pay stub every week, it is depressing to see how much money in Federal taxes is withdrawn from your weekly pay.
So, thanks for the tax break, Joe.
Biden is proposing an extra $6 trillion in spending on top of the annual $4 trillion federal budget, so the fact that he isn’t going to tax us will add to the annual deficit and will require more borrowing—but who cares, we don’t have to pay taxes!
I mean, at this point, the government has accumulated so much debt that we will never be able to repay it all anyway, so what the heck, let’s have some fun before the entire economic system explodes because of the impending national default.
It’s kind of like that hypothetical question that you have probably had put to you before: “If you knew you were going to die soon, how would you spend your remaining days?”
Would you take that bucket list dream vacation, throw a massive party, or give all your money to charity?
Well, it isn’t an apples-to-apples comparison, but since the country is inevitably heading to economic Armageddon, let’s have some fun while we can!
Soon our currency will be worthless, so let’s spend it while it still has value before inflation destroys its value.
So, thanks for the extra tax savings, Joe!
You are truly a national treasure!
Check back with FreedomWire next weekend for the latest edition of Biden’s Blunders, where, as always, we have fun at the expense of our nation’s 46th president, Joseph R. Biden.