Depending on what side of the aisle you’re on…

AOC is either like getting a chicken for Christmas or a communicable disease — she’s the gift that keeps on giving.

For the Left, she’s the disease. She’s the thing that everybody knows is bad, but uses that politically correct spin to make it seem ok. She’s like the eczema of the Democratic National Committee — when out in public, people are like, “oh, it’s great — I don’t even feel it”…

But behind closed doors they’re itching, scratching and cussing like crazy — cursing the day that they were afflicted with atopic dermatitis.

However…

For the Right, she’s like taking a cooking lesson or acquiring a Costco membership — she really is the gift that keeps on giving.

What’d she do this time?

Besides being a walking, talking contradiction machine…

Now, it seems, that after realizing the stupidity of her own comments, she’s trying to turn her gaff around and somehow pin it to the conservatives — or as they’re known in her world, “the people that actually listen to her talk.”

After her “Green New Deal” debacle…

And after she doubled down on her “we have 12 years left” to fix our planet before we DIE…

Oh, and after the internet fact-checked her statements…

AOC is now saying her “12 years” comment was her attempt at comedy.

AOC Tries Her Hand at Standup

Seriously, folks, you can’t make this stuff up.

She tweeted over the weekend, “This is a technique of the GOP (Good Old Party), to take dry humor + sarcasm literally and ”fact-check” it. Like the ”world ending in 12 years” thing, you’d have to have the social intelligence of a sea sponge to think it’s literal. But the GOP is basically Dwight from ”The Office” so who knows.”

Yeah … God forbid somebody “fact-check” anything you say, sweetheart.

Here’s the truth…

You said it because you believed it. You heard this “12 years to live” BS from somebody and swallowed it hook, line and sinker. However, you forgot that the internet is … well, the internet. People check facts nowadays.

And when you’re 12-year theory got debunked … hard … you needed to find a way out.

So, what’s the best way out?

Lie…

Or pretend that it was a joke.

Or, do what you did in your case, AOC…

And do both!

Thank God for AOC’s Stupidity

For those on the Right, we find this hilarious…

We’re not even mad that you’re trying to take a swipe at us by calling us gullible — we just love the fact that you’ve been proven wrong, and the only way you can back yourself out of the hole you find yourself in is by saying it was a joke.

You know who does that?

An embarrassed teenager.

An embarrassed teen who tried to ask their crush out on a date, then got rejected and then had to play the whole thing off.

“Nah, I was just joking. I think we’re better off as friends.”

That’s a lie.

We all know you believed the “12 year” time frame…

And we all NOW know YOU know that you were wrong.

That’s called “karma” in some cultures…

2020 can’t get here fast enough!

We’ll get her out — and another four years for Trump!

The best part is…

We barely have to do anything — the Left does all the work for us!

It’s like watching the “Three Stooges” or the” Keystone Cops” — but in real life…

And making decisions that shape the future of our country.

Ugh…

2020 — get here NOW!!!

 

“A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making truth itself appear like falsehood.” – William Shenstone