Christmas is still two months away, but it’s never too early to make your Christmas list. Getting an early jump on that Christmas shopping alleviates the stress of doing it last-minute.

I have already made my Christmas list, and if you don’t mind, I will share it with you right now. My list is as follows:

  1. Hillary Clinton running for President in 2020…

End of list.

That’s right. I am a simple man. All I want for Christmas is for Hilary Clinton to run for president.

You might be saying to yourself, “Why does he want her to run so badly?”

That’s a valid question.

Let me explain my two reasons

1) I Want Trump To Win Re-Election

Trump beat Hillary once, and he would definitely beat her again. Hillary is even less popular now than she was when she was the Democrat nominee in 2016—which is an amazing feat in and of itself. Given how unpopular she was back then, it’s hard to go any lower.

However, she has managed to do just that.

She is the only losing candidate in modern American history to become LESS popular following an election. For whatever reason, losing candidates usually get a bump in their approval ratings following their defeat. But that’s not the case for Hillary.

Hillary is only approved of by 42% of Americans.

Ouch.

Clearly, if she decided to jump into the presidential race again, Trump would wipe the floor with her a second time.

2) Hillary Is Good For Business

Selfishly, I want Hillary to run because she is good for my industry. The more she is in the news, the more stories there are to write about her, and none of them are flattering. She gives us writers copious amounts of material, and that in turn drives traffic to our site.

As much as we might not like her, Hillary and politicians like her make sure that writers like us always have a job.

And Christmas might be coming early for me after all. There are reports circulating that the twice defeated presidential candidate might be running for president again!

Yes!

Hillary 2020?

The Washington Post reported that “Hillary Clinton, according to two people close to her, has not ruled out jumping in herself, a sign that she is hearing similar dissatisfaction. Views about Clinton vary widely, however, and in part mirror the ideological and generational schisms that have fed the current anxiety.”

The New York Times reported that Clinton has told people privately that if she thought she could win, she would enter the race.

She has no chance to win, but maybe her ego is big enough to convince her that she can win and jump in the race.

That would be the best outcome. If she thinks she can win and gets in the race, she will lose to Donald Trump again.

Americans don’t like people who make excuses for their defeats and shortcomings.

Hillary has spent the past three years making excuses for why she lost the election.

She has claimed that she lost because of the Russians and the deplorable Trump voters, among many others.

She even wrote a book titled What Happened, which attempted to explain why she lost in 2016.

Apparently, her publishers didn’t catch the irony about the title of the book with her name signed below. The book was titled What Happened by Hillary Clinton.

That says it all.

You can’t make that joke up.

She only needs to look in the mirror to find the reason for her loss.

If she runs again she will have to write a sequel called It Happened Again by Hillary Clinton.

That would make a nice Christmas gift, wouldn’t it?

 

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is for Hillary Clinton to run for president again.

I promise to leave plenty of cookies and milk by the chimney for you. Please grant me this one wish!

-Ryan